ways 2 annoy ur family/other people
1. stand in a resturant/cafe askin if ne1 as ne food dey cud lend u
2. 'moo' wen any1 says ur name
3. run in2 walls
4. say dat wearin clothes is gainst ur religion
5. stand ova sum1 in ur house at like 3 in da mornin smilin nd make out a 'cokoooo' sound
6. pluck sum1s hair out nd scream 'DNA'
7. av loadsa imaginary friends dat u tlk 2 non stop
8. in a busy place, yel 'no mum/dad i wil not go dat far wiv u'
9. jump around tryin 2 fly
10. laugh at anythin ne1 says 2 do nd pretend u fink its a joke
11. hold sum1s hand nd whisper 2 dem 'i c dead people'
12. at everyfin ne1 says, scream 'u liar'
13. try nd swim on da floor
14. knock on sum 1 in ur houses' door al nite
15. say everyfing backwards
16. run around wiv a lamp shade on ur head screaming vigorously
17. run around the house in ur underwear singin at da top of ur voice
18. snort loudly wen ya lauf, den lauf even louda
19. run in circles
20. say da same thing/convo ova nd ova again
22. pretend 2 beat yaself up
23. roll or crawl everywher
24. wear ur trouosers on ur head, ya top round ya waist nd ya socks on ur hands nd tel dem ur makin a fashion statement
25. try nd drink outa a glass da rong way
26. keep openin nd closin al da cupboards
27. talk 2 a pen
28. run in2 da window buzzin nd pretend 2 b a fly
29. put an ice-cream cone on ur head nd tel em dat ur a very pretty unicorn
30. put pegs on ur nose nd ears
31. say ur pet is takin da piss outa u nd chase it round da room
32. wen in shower/bath go mad screamin- 'im drownin! help'
33. 2 signal da end of a convo, clamp ur hands ova your ears nd grimace
34. walk sideways everywher
35. every time any1 asks ya sumit ask- 'wud u like fries wid dat?'
36. keep turnin da lights on nd of den say- 'o so daats how it works'
37. answer the fone in funi accents nd say- 'butter family, may i help u, no ok then' nd hang up
38. ask random people wot sex dey r nd lauf hysterically wen dey anwer
39. refer 2 every1 as 'bob'
40. shout random numbas while sum1 is counting
41. in a public place, make ur fone go off nd scream 'i finialy got a txt/fonecall, i av a friend at last'
42. in a busy place, tel da person u r wid 2 put der hands up den u scream out- 'look at me!' so everybody looks at em
43. attach a piece of tissue/a postit note 2 hueva u r wid nd let em go out like it
44. get boxes of condoms in a supermarket nd put dem in peoples trollies wen dey aint lookin
45. walk up 2 a employee of a supetmarket nd tel dem in a formal serious tone- 'i fink we av a code 3 in da warehouse; nd c wot hapens
46. dart around a shop suspicusly whilst humin da theme tune 2 'mission imposible'
47. hide in the clothin rack of a shop nd wen sum1s lookin frew whisper- 'pick me, pick me'
48. wen an announcement comes ova a loud speaker assume da fetal position nd scream- 'NO!NO! its da voices again!'
49. go up 2 sum random person nd pretend u no em nd start askin how der family is, pets, etc
50. stand at a shop exit askin every1 if u can c der reciet 4 der purchase
WOOT WOOT
Mar 08, 2006 @ 12:54:36
